#89
GETTING TACKLED IN YOUR OWN ENDZONE…! SHOULD MOST OFTEN…! NOT RESULT…! IN A 2-POINT SAFETY!
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#88
IF MOST OR ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS ARE BASED ON STATISTICS…! THEN YOU ARE IMPLYING…! THAT YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN…! OR DON’T KNOW…! WHAT YOU’RE WATCHING!
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#87
ON A PUNT…! A RANDOMLY BOUNCING BALL…! SHOULD NOT…! HAVE POTENTIALLY DIRE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE RETURN TEAM!
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#86
A DEEPLY ADVANCED SCIENTIFIC EXPLORATION INTO HELMET TECHNOLOGY SAYS…!: SKITTLES…! COLLIDE TOGETHER MORE VIOLENTLY…! THAN MARSHMALLOWS!
#85
ISN’T IT TIME TO RUB THE 10-YARD MEASURING STICKS TOGETHER UNTIL THEY CATCH FIRE AND BURN TO A CRISP?!
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#84
THE ‘BRUCE SMITH RULE’ HAS LED TO SUCH NONSENSE…! THAT IT NEEDS TO BE REVISITED!
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#83
THERE’S DEFINITELY A NEED FOR A…! LESS PSYCHOTIC…! AND A MORE PRACTICAL APPROACH…! TO CALLING TIME OUTS!
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#82
AN ARM MOVING FORWARD…! IS NOT ALWAYS AN ATTEMPT…! TO THROW A FORWARD PASS!
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#81
GIVE DEFENSIVE BACKS A FIGHTING CHANCE…! IN THE FORM OF 5 ADDITIONAL YARDS TO JOSTLE!
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#80
HURRY UP AND STOP…! RUSHING TO JUDGEMENT!